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Roy says:
2012-12-03 16:33:29

Most upscale clubs have a height/weight standard so I guess this one doesn't qualify (to put it mildly)... I can't remember seeing so many tattooed chubby chicks in one place moonlighting as strippers... Of the 12-15 girls there on a Friday night, maybe 1 or 2 could get hired at a better club in Florida... I sat at the bar and before I could get the seat warm a chubby chick (at least 30 lbs overwe... view full comment

Most upscale clubs have a height/weight standard so I guess this one doesn't qualify (to put it mildly)... I can't remember seeing so many tattooed chubby chicks in one place moonlighting as strippers... Of the 12-15 girls there on a Friday night, maybe 1 or 2 could get hired at a better club in Florida... I sat at the bar and before I could get the seat warm a chubby chick (at least 30 lbs overweight) came up to me and started talking... Immediately on queue, the female bartender came over and attempted to get me to "buy the lady a drink" (*$30* ... $15 for "the lady", and $15 for "the house")... Sorry, but I paid a cover to get in, "the house" can kiss my A$$ ... I bought a table dance from another dancer and the girl tried to hustle me into the "VIP room" ($400) for some "really private conversation"... Sorry, I didn't just get off a banana boat down at the state docks... A bouncer came over and complained that she was dancing "too close" to me... That was the last straw... I told him, "there was another club right fown the street", and left... I won't be back either... Just stick to Sammy's or Vixen's... Any place that tries to rip customers off is not worth your time or money to patronize. view short comment